Monday, 29 November 2010

worried about my future? que sera sera i am the eternal dreamer, but i would kind of like to make something of myself.

"DEREZZED" - DAFT PUNK (BREAKDOWN REMIX)




THIS IS NOICE! REMIXED FROM THE MUCH ANTICIPATED (MOSTLY ANTICIPATED BY ME I RECKON) TRON:LEGACY SOUNDTRACK. THIS ISNT BEASTLY, BUT I AM HOPING THE SOUNDTRACK BLOWS MY FACE OFF





Daft Punk - Derezzed (Breakdown Remix) by Breakdown

Thursday, 25 November 2010

Friday, 19 November 2010

RAD by RAD HOURANI SPRING/SUMMER '11

MONOCRHOME! 
If I am ever fortunate enough to be dressed by anyone then it would be Rick Owens, Stefano Pilati, Acne and Rad Hourani. Hourani isn't the first to do unisex clothing, but he has his own aesthetic, apparently he doesn't do inspiration boards; his inspiration is "what he feels like wearing". 


The the boys were dressed like the girls and vice versa, from make up, chunky sunglasses right down to peep toed heels, YOU COULD NOT TELL WHO HAD BOOBS AND WHO HAD A PENIS! 



The combination was the same : skin tight leather and PVC leggings, exaggerated lapels and oversized layered tees. I wasn't impressed to be honest, in comparison to his other collections this was a stale fart. Have you ever experienced a stale fart? 
Personally I think he wants to be RICK OWENS.  
They do say though that imitation is the best form of flattery. SOME of the pieces we wearable and interesting but I feel like he is trying a little bit too hard to be different when this has already been done before, it's been done very well actually. I wish I could add sound bites on my blog, I would get Simon Cowell to say something pretentious, facetious and sarcastic right now.



"but why blog something you're just going to rip to shreds?"
I can't agree with everything now can I? That would make me a boring , spineless, tepid turd :)





AWESOME




Thursday, 18 November 2010

ANTONY PRICE X TOPMAN






ANTONY PRICE?! I thought he was dead! This guy was huge in the 80s! if you werent wearing Antony Price then you were an ass fart. Actually, saying he was dead wasnt a nice thing to say, someone told me they thought i was dead and it wasnt a nice feeling. A thousand pardons. He has created a capsule collection for topman that i actually want, but i have jizzed my student loan on alcohol and various forms of decadence so if anyone wants to donate any money or anything then i will gladly welcome them with open arms. this is noice! might have to get an overdraft to cover this and the h&m x lanvin coming out next week...just dont tell mum :)

LARA STONE X VOGUE CHINA DECEMBER '10









David Walliams you lucky, lucky man. Damn you David Walliams.
I am back blogging. Absent for no reason whatsoever.
Lara Stone! WHOO! Gracing our presence once again is the gap-toothed beauty that she is, this time for Vogue China (yes, even communists read Vogue :D and I am that fucking awesome that I read Chinese Vogue) draped and lavished in winter's most luxurious couture for an editorial aptly named "freezing allure". Every time she does something there is not a single doubt in the world that it is alluring, I mean did you see the Mert + Marcus cover she did? It is in the Oxford dictionary under alluring. Shot by Willy Vanderperre in Valentino Haute Couture and Donna Karan, I quite enjoy the composition with the tattered chair and grey wall to evoke that meek, bleak, dreary, grey feeling that winter has about it, you know that feeling? The feeling that makes you want to sit by the fire in a garish christmas jumper, drink mulled wine and watch UKTV Gold. Lara Stone once again proving why she is the number uno model in the world, and in my world she can do no wrong, apart from marry David Walliams. Stay single please so we can all fantasise about having a shot with you yeah ? ;-)

LA ROUX X ALEX METRIC "QUICKSAND" REMIX



this is old but it makes my ears happy. my tune of ze week. :) i am back blogging after an inexplicable absence :/

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

GEORGIA MAY JAGGER X HARPERS BAZAAR NOVEMBER '11









Georgia May Jagger, Miss Rock Royalty turned model. She won big in the genetic lottery. Shot by Mr. Dior Homme , Hedi Slimane, for Harper's Bazaar in beautiful draping and sweeping gowns, and with that mansion backdrop she looks like a modern day relative of the Marchmain family from Evelyn Waugh's Brideshead Revisted. Luxe baby ;)

EMMA WATSON X BRITISH VOGUE DECEMBER '11





EMMA WATSON YOU LOOK LIKE A 9 YEAR OLD FERNANDO TORRES! Emma Watson looking a la Twiggy for British Vogue, shot by Mario Testino. I dont understand why she cut her hair? She looked delicious with her luscious locks. Ooo Emma you absolute reb! I read the editorial (that is right, I am that fucking cool that I get to read magazine spreads a whole month in advance) and she sounded interesting, typical thespian, but THAT FUCKING HAIRCUT!
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